Goosebumps 2: the Horror in the Lack of Jack Black

I won’t lie, I went to see this movie for Jack Black. And boy was I disappointed. Goosebumps 2 is mainly about Slappy the puppet’s revenge. In my honest opinion, Slappy is the ultimate horror, when I was a little child reading Goosebumps, he was the worst. So when two best friends found Slappy and…

Venom: Rotten to the Core

No kidding. Venom hurt me so much I didn’t even know if I could write this. Marvel, what have you done? One of the best things bout Marvel movies is that they set up characterizations, so that we are invested in the main leads. Heck, we even loved Loki. There are just likable traits in…

Kubo and the Two Strings Review

One of my closest friends told me this movie is her favorite, so I decided to turn to my best friend, Netflix, and watch it. Kubo is set in feudal Japan, and it starts with a woman who fights to save her baby from her family’s magic and ends up building a life with her…

Christopher Robin: All for Nothing

Literally. All for doing nothing. And it’s wonderful. So my friend and I decided to see this movie together, right after talking about being adults and having dreams without directions. In a way, this was a perfect timing kind of scenario. Obi Wan Kenobi, haha, is Christopher Robin, a man so drowned in his work…

Hereditary: Heads Off

They said it was worth seeing, so I decided to give this a go. Well, Hereditary, well played. Well played. I was questioning my sanity for awhile during the movie, and even a tiny, harmless noise of plop could send me running out of the theater. I did not run out of the theater, just…